Amazon and Reviews

I happened to stumble across a new review on Amazon of one of my old books. 5 stars. Always nice, right? Not this time. The review was about the speedy shipping and the good condition of the book when it arrived. Writers are responsible for what happens between the covers, lady, not whether UPS accidentally dropped the package down a sewer grate. At least it was a 5 star one this time. Usually it's 1 or 2 because page 63 was torn and there's a coffee stain on the cover. Still -- 5 or 1 -- Amazon should be more vigilant about deleting these non-review reviews.