On all the commercials, the hyperventilating news anchor kept calling it a "frightening ride." A subway train door got stuck in the open position. They had video. Wow, real frightening. But pretty much only if you got up out of your seat, walked down the aisle, climbed down the stairs and jumped from the moving train. I suppose everyone who rode this "frightening ride" is already lining up for PTSD benefits. But, see, wouldn't the human race be improved by the elimination of any moron who sees the open door of a speeding subway train as an opportunity to reenact Spider-Man 2?