PSAs

How much do these ridiculous public service announcements cost taxpayers? Did a kid ever drink milk or not eat delicious lead paint chips* because the TV (or radio) told him to? Does anyone not know that exercise is good and sitting on the couch eating Twinkies all day is bad? Who doesn't know that voting is a thing some of us do around here? Fire all the PSA actors, directors, cameramen, etc. and stop buying air time with my money. It's not a huge chunk of wasted tax dollars, but it'd be a start.

This has been a public service announcement from Citizens Against Moronic Public Service Announcements.

*Personally, I like to wash down my lead paint chips with a big ol' glass of Tang.  It's what the astronauts used to drink way back when we didn't have a billion PSAs, so we could still afford a space program.