Timeline

What alcoholic chimpanzee nerd looped on LSD came up with "Timeline?" In America, we read from the TOP of the page to the BOTTOM of the page. Some deranged, slack-jawed troglodyte drooling on his keyboard in the cold, black heart of Facebook Tower saw this double-column mess that dumps off the right-hand side of the screen with these splotch boxes all over the place, and said, "okay;" and then didn't give everyone with more than two brain cells to rub together the option to opt out. I HATE "TIMELINE."