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Monday, October 8, 2012

Oops

No wacky Star Trek commentary this week. I'll try not to sleep through it again next week. I just hope last night's wasn't the one where they scooped out Spock's brain.

Indiana Jones

Hey, wait a minute. If the Ark of the Covenant had made it to Berlin, as soon as it was opened it would have vaporized Hitler and every nearby Nazi bigshot. So by preventing the Nazis from getting the Ark, Indiana Jones was actually responsible for World War II.
It took me 30 years to realize that.

Friday, October 5, 2012

My bank just asked for my ID before I could make a withdrawal. They're racist against pasty Irishmen.

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Who knew that an Indiana Jones movie that begins with a three minute Kate Capshaw song-and-dance number would turn out so lousy?

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Work progresses on Crag Banyon #3. While the world holds its breath in anticipation, what are you waiting for? Check out where the silliness began.


Monday, October 1, 2012

The biggest rule with a Crag Banyon book is that a joke -- no matter how dumb it is -- that makes me laugh out loud stays in. (Yeah, I laugh at my own jokes. SOMEBODY's got to.)