I hear that Sam Donaldson suggested that people who are disrespectful of
His Royal Highness, King Binaca Blast the Profligate, are racists.
What a silly blanket statement. And speaking of silly blankets, just
because I don't like you, Sam, that doesn't mean that I'm prejudiced
against everyone who picked up their shabby plastic toupees from a boardwalk claw machine.
It
is obvious that little six year old Sam, in his short pants and tiny
little training wig, never had a grammar school teacher suggest to him
“it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's
mouth and remove all doubt.” Or, if one said it, it didn't penetrate
his hair piece. I suppose that's good for him, since if the axiom had
managed to worm its way through the layers of Elmer's rug paste he'd
never have had a career.
Sam Donaldson: still opening his big, fat yap and removing all doubt after all these years.
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