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Thursday, February 7, 2013

New slogans for Burger King:

Let's Giddyup to Burger King!
Hi-ho, Savings!
Burger King: Didn't You Always Kind of Suspect It?
Because Greyhound Meat Was Too Stringy!
Try Our New Barbecued Fetlocks!
I Feel Like Horse Meat Tonight!
If There's a Horseshoe in Your Burger, It's Free!
We Hope To God You Don't Ask What's In the Fries!
Eat At Burger King Tonight: It Just Makes Horse Sense!
Home of the Whinnier!
Burger King: A Lot of Love In Every Burger, and Substantially More Horse!


KING RICHARD III: A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse!
CATESBY: Withdraw, my lord; I'll help you to a horse. And a delicious order of piping hot fries!

They EXEUNT to Burger King

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